marriage

Marriage works best for men than women. The two happiest groups are married men and unmarried women.

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 Gloria Steinem quotes  

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.

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 Mike Myers quotes  

Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

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A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

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 Michel De Montaigne quotes 

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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 Anonymous quotes 

The only cure for love is marriage

Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day.

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 Barbara De Angelis quotes  

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one

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 Mae West quotes 

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

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 G K Chesterton quotes  

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

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 Marvin Gaye quotes 

All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right

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 Bill Cosby quotes  

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

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 Oscar Wilde quotes  

Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence

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 Oscar Wilde quotes  

Marriage is not a simple love affair, it's an ordeal, and the ordeal is the sacrifice of ego to a relationship in which two have become one

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 Joseph Campbell quotes  

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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 Henry Youngman quotes  

If there are quarrels between the parents or if their marriage is unhappy, the ground will be prepared in their children for the severest predisposition to a disturbance of sexual development or to neurotic illness

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 Sigmund Freud quotes  

I think like any marriage, especially when you've had divorced parents like myself; you want to try even harder to make it work.

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 Princess Diana quotes  

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.

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 Samuel Johnson quotes  

Marriage is about the most expensive way for the average man to get laundry done

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 Burt Reynolds quotes 
 Marriage quotes 

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

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 George Bernard Shaw quotes  

'Tis melancholy, and a fearful sign Of human frailty, folly, also crime, That love and marriage rarely can combine, Although they both are born in the same clime; Marriage from love, like vinegar from wine - A sad, sour, sober beverage - by time Is s

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 Lord Byron quotes  

Marriage is the tomb of love

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 Giacomo Casanova quotes  

Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness

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 Peter De Vries quotes  

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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 Irwin Corey quotes  

We need a witness to our lives. There's a billion people on the planet... I mean, what does any one life really mean? But in a marriage, you're promising to care about everything. The good things, the bad things, the terrible things, the mundane things... all of it, all of the time, every day. You're saying 'Your life will not go unnoticed because I will notice it. Your life will not go un-witnessed because I will be your witness'.

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 Susan Sarandon quotes  

Marriage is a contradiction in terms of endearment.

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 Robert Graves quotes  

There would be more good marriages if the marriage partners didn't live together.

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 Friedrich Nietzsche quotes  

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.

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 Jerry Lewis quotes  

Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didnt even have when you were on your own.

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 Eddie Cantor quotes  

The weaker partner in a marriage is the one who loves the most.

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 Eleanora Duse quotes  

Before marriage a woman is pensive, after marriage, expensive

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 Samuel Johnson quotes  

Marriage...we cannot do without it, and yet we disgrace and vilify the same. It may be compared to a cage, the birds without despair to get in, and those within despair to get out.

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 Michel De Montaigne quotes  

Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.

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 Washington Irving quotes